do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
3:23 am • 19 May 2013 • 76,469 notes
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award
(Source: sterek, via serenityangel120)
3:07 am • 19 May 2013 • 170,411 notes
to everyone dissing Bonnie just remember
there have been darker times
shh we don’t talk about that
we never talk about that
11:58 pm • 18 May 2013 • 3,619 notes
In case you didn’t know, there has been a slight geographical change in Europe.
FINLAND IS NO LONGER A NEIGHBOUR OF SWEDEN AND NORWAY
11:39 pm • 18 May 2013 • 1,855 notes
The good thing about narrating is we can’t see Graham. I bet he’s surrounded by empty bottles at this point.
11:38 pm • 18 May 2013 • 338 notes
I swear if France doesn’t give us the 12 points again I’m going to block the eurotunnel with crumpets
11:09 pm • 18 May 2013 • 2,329 notes
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
11:09 pm • 18 May 2013 • 4,732 notes
all of the former Soviet bloc countries vote for Russia. They are like ex-spouses begging to be taken back.
11:05 pm • 18 May 2013 • 6 notes
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
10:58 pm • 18 May 2013 • 7,987 notes